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Sachin: yaar ye..

Sachin: yaar ye batau ki tumne apni
ungliyoo per ye number kyu likha hai.
Binnu: tujhe itna bhi nahi pata,
master ji ne kaha tha ki ginti ungliyo per hi
honi chahiye.

Compitition main ek..

Compitition main ek typist ne dukaan
ke bahar board lagaya:
yaha teen languages per typing hoti hai.
isi baat per dusre dukaan ke maalik ne
board taanga.
us per likha tha hamare yaha teen languages
per photocopy ki jati hai.

Soni : kal jo ..

Soni : kal jo shampoo diya tha
us per free gift hai do…
Shopkeeper: koi free gift nahi hai.
Soni: pagal samajha hai us per likha hai
dandruff free.

Ek truck driver apni gaadi ke peeche

Ek truck driver apni gaadi ke peeche
likhe tha sawan ko ane do aur mast
haathi ko jane do aur mast hathi ki tarah
gaadi chala raha tha.
tabhi dusri or se aa raha truck ne usko
zor se takkar mari. us truck driver ke peeche likha tha
aya sawan jhoom ke.

Raju ki shaadi..

Raju ki shaadi ek nurse ke saath huyi.
kuch dino baad raju apne dosto se malta hai.
Raju: sab kuch thik hai. lakin yaar jab tak
main wife ko sister na kah kar bulao
sunti hi nahi hai.