Exam quotes


Exam quotes Hindi Shayari, love shayri, sad shayari, funny jokes

Aapne kabhi..

Aapne kabhi socha tha..
sabse jyada nasha kis chiz main hota hai.
kitaboo main, kholte hi sir ghomne lagta hai,
neend aane lagti hai!

Sarkari bus..

Sarkari bus main baithna nahi,
sarkari school main padhna nahi,
sarkari hospital main illaj nahi,
magar desh ke naujawano ko naukri
chahiye sarkari..

Aap sabhi..

Aap sabhi ko suchit kiya jata hai…
ki ghar main rakhe sare chappal,jute, belt,jhado,
aur belt ko chupa de.
result aa gaya hai…

Dushman..

Dushman banane ke liye ye zaroori nahi ki lada jaye!
aap thode se kamyab ho jao we khairaat main milege!

Main exam..

Main exam main kuch subject main fail ho gaya tha,
lakin mere dost sabhi main pass ,
aaz wo microsoft main engeenier hai,
aur main microsoft ka malik…

Exam ke…

Exam ke time padhte hai sab banke ullu,
Exam ke time padhte hai sab banke ullu,
magar phir bhi milta hai har bar
baba ji ka thullu…

Exam ka..

Exam ka result aaya aur pappu ki girlfrnd pappu ke pass
aake zor-zor se rone lagi….
pappu:accha ab ro mat ye batau kitne
percentage marks aaye hai?
girlfrnd:90 percentage
pappu:bhagwan se darr kamini,
itne main to do ladke pass ho jate…

Har sawal..

Har sawal se dat kar ladna,
fekne main kami mat karna,
mauka mile to piche bhi dekhna,
aur ek baat yaad rakhna,
aage wale ka paper apna samajna…