Kamal ha na.. Ankhe talab nahi

Kamal ha na.. Ankhe talab nahi

 

Kamal ha na…

Ankhe talab nahi, phir bhi bhar aati ha

Dushmani beej nahi phir… Phir bhi boyi jati ha

Hoth kapra nahi phir bhi sil jate ha…

Kismat sakhi nahi phir bhi ruth jati ha…

Budhi loha nahi phir bhi jang lag jati ha…

Aatm samman shareer nahi phir bhi ghayal ho jata ha

Aur insan mausam nahi phir bhi badal jata ha

Pati (Marte samay apni biwi se) : Almari se tere sone

Pati (Marte samay apni biwi se) : Almari se tere sone

Pati(Marte samay apni biwi se) : Almari se tere sone ke gahne maine hi churaye the

Biwi (Rote hua) : Koi baat nahi g.

Pati : Tere bhai ne tujhe jo 1 lakh rupee diye the use maine hi gayab kiye the

Patni : koi baat nahi maine apko maaf kiya…

Pati : Teri keemti sariya maine hi chori kar apni premika ko di thi..

Patni : koi baat nahi g, Aap itna mat sochiye…

Apko Zaher bhi to maine hi diya ha…

Ab ap aaram se jaiye… sb chukta ho gaya

A Short Love Story in Bihar

A Short Love Story in Bihar

Larka : Ae Sunita

Hum kaisan maan leb ki tum hume pyar karti ho???

Larki : yaad karo dui saal pehle tum apni jijji ke sang hamare ghar aaye rahe

aur hamre aagan ke kone me gutka thuke the

Larka – ha to

Larki : hum aj tk oe jagah gobar se isliye nahi leepe ki kahi tumhare pyar ki nisani na mit jai

Mirza Ghalib kamar tor menghai aur gareebi

 

Mirza Ghalib kamar tor menghai aur gareebi se tang
aa kar daku ban gaye aur dakaiti karne ek bank gaye
Bank me ghuste hi hawai fire karte hue Arz Kiya
“Takdeer me jo likha ha wahi milega… Handsup koi apni jagah se nahi hilega”,
Ghalib ne phir unchi aawaz me arz kiya
“bahut koshish karta hu unki yaado ko bhulane ki… ”
“dhayan rahe koi koshish na kare police bulane ki”
Phir cashiyar ki kanpati me bandook rakhte hua kaha
“Ae khuda tu kuch khawab meri ankho se nikal de”
jo kuch bhi ha… jaldi se is bag me dal de
cash lene ke baad Ghalib ne lacker ki taraf ishara karke cashier se kaha-
“Jazbato ko na samajhne wala ishq kya sambhalega
lacker ka paisa kya tera baap bahar nikalega
jata jate ek aur hawai fire karte arz kiya…
“Bhula de mujhko kya jata ha tera… Maar dunga goli jo peecha kiya”

Today’s Match Rising Pune Supergiants VS Gujarat Lions

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Today’s Match between Rising Pune Supergiants VS Gujarat Lions

Friday April 29th 2016 (Maharashtra Cricket Association’s International Stadium, Pune)
Previous Fight Result

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Thursday April 14th 2016 (Saurashtra Cricket Association Stadium, Rajkot)

Gujarat Lions won by 7 wickets

GL  164/3 (18/20)
RPS 163/5 (20/20)
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Expert Prediction :

Gujarat won the toss and elect field

Projected Score : 190 – 170

Today’s win chances is 50% for RPS and 50% for GL
युद्ध में जाने से पहले राजा ने अपनी सुन्दर पत्नी

युद्ध में जाने से पहले राजा ने अपनी सुन्दर पत्नी

Yudh me jane se pahle Raja ne Apni Sunder Patni ke kamre me Tala lga kar Chabi apne priy Dost ko dekar bola ki- ‘ Agar main 4 din me nahi lauta to tum Tala khol lena aur phir wo tumhari’

 

Raja Ghode par baith kar jane lagaa…

 

Kreeb aadha ghante bad usne dekha ki uske peeche dhooL ka Gubar aur Aawaz aa rahi thi, Raja ruk gya aur dekha ki uska dost teji se Ghudsawari karte hue uski taraf aa rahaa he…

 

‘Kya hua ? Raja ne poocha

.

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Sans bharte hue dost bola ‘ Ye Chabi Galat he’

Men Will Be Men

Today’s Match Mumbai Indians VS Kolkata Knight Riders

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Today’s Match between Mumbai Indians VS Kolkata Knight Riders

Thursday April 28th 2016 (Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai)

Previous Fight Results :

Wednesday April 13th 2016 (Eden Gardens, Kolkata)

Mumbai Indians won by 6 wickets

KKR  187/5 (20/20)
MI  188/4 (19.1/20)
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Thursday May 14th 2015 (Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai)

Mumbai Indians won by 5 runs

MI   171/4 (20/20)
KKR  166/7 (20/20)
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Wednesday April 8th 2015 (Eden Gardens, Kolkata)

Kolkata Knight Riders won by 7 wickets

KKR  170/3 (18.3/20)
MI  168/3 (20/20)
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Expert Prediction :

MI won the toss and elect field

Projected Score : 140 – 160

Today’s win chances is 70% for MI and 30% for KKR
Dosti nazro se hoto use kudrat kehte hai

Dosti nazro se hoto use kudrat kehte hai

Dosti nazro se hoto use kudrat kehte hai
Sitaro se ho to use jannat kehte hai
Husn se ho to use mohabbat kehte hai
Aur dosti apse ho to use kismat Kehte hai

दोस्ती नज़रो से हो तो उसे कुदरत कहते है
सितारों से हो तो उसे जन्नत कहते है
हुस्न से होतो उसे मोहब्बत कहते है
और दोस्ती आपसे हो तो उसे किस्मत कहते है

Tumko fursat ho meri jaan to

Tumko fursat ho meri jaan to

Tumko fursat ho meri jaan to idhar dekh lo
char aankhe ma karo ek nazar dekh to lo
baat karne ko kaun tumhe kehta hai
Na karo hamse koi baat magar ek nazar dekh to lo …

तुमको फुर्सत हो मेरी जान तो इधर देख लो
चार आँखे न करो एक नज़र देख तो लो
बात करने को कौन तुम्हे कहता है
न करो हमसे कोई बात मगर देख तो लो …